Broadcast: Midday, 10/07/2008, 12:00 p.m.
Sgt. Adam Gray during his tour in Iraq, sitting on top of a tank with Battalion 1-68. Gray was troubled by what he did when he was assigned to guard Iraqi prisoners. (Photo courtesy Tony Sandoval)
Oct 23 2008
Muse in the Morning
Oct 23 2008
A Stars Hollow Gazette
Oh fickle finger of fate.
|Bail Out Boost!||9/26||Friday||+121.07||11,143.13|
|Wall St. snit fit.||9/29||Monday||-777.68||10,365.45|
|Bow to my Bartiromoness.||9/30||Tuesday||+485.21||10,850.66|
|Down, down, down.||10/1||Wednesday||-19.59||10,831.07|
|Big G7, G20 Summit.||10/13||Monday||+936.42||9,387.61|
What do I expect? Another dead cat bounce followed by a sell off into the weekend because who wants to be long?
Oct 23 2008
|Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen|
|Røtern nik Akten Di|
|Alsø alsø wik|
|Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?|
|See the løveli lakes|
|The wøndërful telephøne system|
|And mäni interesting furry animals|
|The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.|
|Signed RICHARD M. NIXON|
|Including the majestik møøse|
|A Møøse once bit my sister…|
|No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…|
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
|Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…|
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
|Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA|
|Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT|
|Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL|
|Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III|
|Miss Taylor’s Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME|
|Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG|
|Møøses’ noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER|
|Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and “O” Level Geography by BO BENN|
|Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER|
|Antler-care by LIV THATCHER|
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
Oct 23 2008
Lets forget that Hamburg abandoned the idea of starting first graders the year after Jake joined. Lets even forget how they looked like bobbleheads trying to hold up the helmets at that age.
Jake has long gotten over the abuse he endured as a pacifist kindergartner, the target of bullies who came home bruised. He has gotten over the fact I eventually had to take pictures of boot prints bruised into his back. I guess good parenting in the land of right wing toughies means something different then I anticipated. I failed him, I taught him to fight back way too late… including a trip to the emergency room with a spit open temple. His Dad did teach him that eventually- the bully, once his nose bloodied, left Jake alone.