October 16, 2007 archive

Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

You people all seem depressed! Wassup wit dat???

Everybody seems discouraged! Where’s the optimism and spunk? What’s got ya all so down?

Drudge Fox Blackout Tectonic Shift in World Power: Communists Kills India-US Nuke Deal

Wapo: A coalition of far-left Indian communist parties have effectively killed the US-India nuclear deal, leaving Administration officials with egg all over their faces once again. But you won’t learn that reading the Post piece. FOX isn’t even running the story right now. Drudge neither.

Reuters by way of contrast, puts the facts up high: “Indian Communists Reject US Nuclear Pact”.

Why is the right-wing noise machine blacking the India-Nuke deal story out, and the Wapo burying the facts?

Because getting beating by a bunch of supposedly dead and buried communists confirms the terrible inconvenient truth: US Soft Power is melting faster than the polar ice-caps.

Pony Party, “Blender”‘s 10 worst songs ever

I can’t find the link to the actual Blender article, but USA Today covered it, so we can borrow their linky…no?

10. Ebony and Ivory, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
  9. American Life, Madonna
  8. Party All the Time, Eddie Murphy
  7. Don’t Worry, Be Happy, Bobby McFerrin
  6. The Heart of Rock and Roll, Huey Lewis and the News
  5. Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla Ice
  4. Rollin’, Limpbizkit
  3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Wang Chung
  2. Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana’s daddy)
  1. We Built This City, Starship

Docudharma Times Tuesday Oct. 16

This an Open Thread


Muse in the Morning

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Muse in the Morning

The muses are ancient.  The inspirations for our stories were said to be born from them.  Muses of song and dance, or poetry and prose, of comedy and tragedy, of the inward and the outward.  In one version they are Calliope, Euterpe and Terpsichore, Erato and Clio, Thalia and Melpomene, Polyhymnia and Urania.

It has also been traditional to name a tenth muse.  Plato declared Sappho to be the tenth muse, the muse of women poets.  Others have been suggested throughout the centuries.  I don’t have a name for one, but I do think there should be a muse for the graphical arts.  And maybe there should be many more.

Please join us inside to celebrate our various muses…

A Diseased Turd’s Ode to His Own Confused Penis





Whilst still living in his elderly mother’s basement — Jim Robinson manages to publish his technologically-retarded “blog,” that he calls Free Republic.

If you are not familiar with it — it is a well know shithole of right wing haters who were recently invited to the White House by our own “nappy-headed whore” of a president, George Bush.

Well, it seems that Jim woke up with a giant woody tonight, and Squirted a Nocturnal Emission of a Manifesto about what he — and the other limp dicks over at Free Republic — stand for.

Normally, I ignore his wanking spew, but I feel that one priceless “section” of his hate rant should be featured for all the world to see. I mean, we certainly don’t want anyone to overlook that a piece-of-crap like Jim exists in the world we live in.

You can read Jim Robinson’s rant below the foreskin….


The Stars Hollow Gazette

People accuse me of being ridged minded and arrogant.

So what?

If I appear Manichean, too quick to divide things into black and white, I could plead my character but I won’t stoop that low.  Painful experience has taught me I’m smarter than most.

It’s really embarrassing at parties to have the Briggs-Myers INTP turn up and have the banker ask you- “So how does it feel to live in a world full of idiots?”

I dunno, how does it feel for you?

In my personal experience everyone is the producer, director, and star of their own private movie.

Of course you act like a diva, or you should.

This life is your red carpet.  Joan wants to talk to you.

Hope you have a designer dress on and some borrowed jewelry because this is your fifteen minutes of fame.

Significant Truths and Personal Epiphanies

I had heard the word epiphany before but it wasn’t until I was reading a James Joyce passage that I internalized the meaning of the word.  The words as if spoken from a boy that was my age paralleled my own internal thoughts about want and lust.  Joyce’s writings, steeped in oral tradition, were able to transcend the written word and become spoken word and the spoken words related to my own emotional state.

Once you internalize the meaning of epiphany you can begin to recognize when they happen and sometimes why.  There was a girl on the beach in Maine that threw mud at me for no reason, that was the moment that Joyce wrote about when writing about his own life, real or imagined, so many years ago.  A connection was born between the past and present and those seeking knowledge and those providing wisdom or looking to inspire.

President Gore, You Have a Date With Destiny

In the process of thinking about what to write for Blog Action Day: the Environment, I just couldn’t conceive of anything that would be more beneficial for the environment that I could write than this, my best plea to get Albert Gore Jr. to be the next President of these United States
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Blog Action: Wolf Awareness Week (W/photos)

Cross posted at the Daily Kos under betson08

Blog Action Day coincides with Wolf Awareness Week. So I thought I’d startle you into noticing an issue that has been really bothering me since I first heard about it a month ago, and diaried it over at the Daily Kos here.

There have been important recent developments, so I thought I’d take advantage of the environmental theme of Blog Action Day to pass them on.

Who in the world would go up in a small plane and slaughter these majestic creatures, and how can we stop this?

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Coming Soon: 2004 Dean Campaign – The Movie

I stumbled onto this on the internets and didn’t see it diaried in the past few days

Clooney, DiCaprio to Make Howard Dean Movie

Leonardo DiCaprio and George Clooney are reported to be in early talks about teaming up for a movie, which The Hollywood Reporter is calling a “political thriller,” loosely based on Howard Dean’s innovative but ultimately unsuccessful run for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2004.

Mr. DiCaprio is expected to play the young, idealistic communications director who guides an unconventional candidate but is ultimately derailed by dirty politics as usual.  So, that means the heartthrob is playing the screen version of Joe Trippi. (Kind of like Robert Redford playing Bob Woodward in “All the President’s Men.”)

So, if you worked on the Dean Campaign in 2003-2004, I guess here’s your chance to be in the movie. 

Pony Party! Who Would You Vote For Today Poll.

That’s right!  Let’s see where the DD crowd is leaning today!

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