The Official Moody Loner Fuck You Essay.

Okay.

Yes, God help you, I’ve decided to chime in on the “civility” debate.

Apparently, as far as I can tell with sleep deprivation, being behind on my online projects, and having a small child climbing on me since  7 AM, the problem is that  we don’t say “fuck you” to each other enough.

Therefore, I offer this handy essay, by which any of our members can pass along the requisite “fuck you”s to any of our other members without having to actually type “fuck you” themselves. Civility and lively disagreement are maintained.

That said, let’s get to the fucking.

Fuck you. You fucking idiot.

What the fuck were you thinking, you stupid fuck?

You ignorant, slack-jawed, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, mentally deficient, lousy fuck.

You couldn’t fuck your way out of a paper bag if we’d spotted you a strap-on and a quart of K-Y.

You duck-fucker. Go fuck yourself in the ass with a chainsaw, you lice-ridden scrofulous fucktard.

God, smear yourself with peanut-butter and get fucked to death by elephants already.

You fucking electron-raping monkey-fucker.

Horse-fucker. Dog-fucker. Pie-fucking band-student-fucker.

you forgot pig fucker. nice fucking poll, wankwit. – homo neurotic

They’re playing your fucking song:

Fuckdrops on roses and fuckskers on fucktens
Bright copper fuckles and warm fucken fuckens
Brown paper fuckages tied up with fucks
These are a few of my fuckingest things

Fuck-colored ponies and crisp fucking streudels
Fuckbells and fuck bells and fucking limp noodles
Wild fucks that fuck with the moon on their things
These are a few of my fuckingest things

When the fuck bites
When the bee fucks
When I’m fucking sad
I simply remember my fuckingest things
And then I don’t feel so fucked
  – condoleaser

you better hope you fuck better than you assemble polls or you’re fucked you fucking fuckwad. What the fuck is the meaning of chainsaw fucker? Fuck that, I can see fucking a donut or even a duck, if they were in season, but a chainsaw? You are a sick fuck.
Your poll, as a whole, sucks fuckjuice.
The fucking fucker don’t fuck, as they say. – FireCrow

I can’t get SallyCat’s pics to fucking show up.

Just, fuck you, okay?

Fuck.

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  1. And I reserve the right to add additional fucks to this essay as I, or you, come up with them. I’ll credit you.

    And here I worried I wouldn’t be able to contribute to the community.

  2. you forgot pig fucker. nice fucking poll, wankwit.

  3. (and then deleted it).

    • on September 16, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    Fuckdrops on roses and fuckskers on fucktens
    Bright copper fuckles and warm fucken fuckens
    Brown paper fuckages tied up with fucks
    These are a few of my fuckingest things

    Fuck-colored ponies and crisp fucking streudels
    Fuckbells and fuck bells and fucking limp noodles
    Wild fucks that fuck with the moon on their things
    These are a few of my fuckingest things

    When the fuck bites
    When the bee fucks
    When I’m fucking sad
    I simply remember my fuckingest things
    And then I don’t feel so fucked.

    • SallyCat on September 16, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    Okay…back to the garden!

    • FireCrow on September 16, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    you better hope you fuck better than you assemble polls or you’re fucked you fucking fuckwad. What the fuck is the meaning of chainsaw fucker? Fuck that, I can see fucking a donut or even a duck, if they were in season, but a chainsaw? You are a sick fuck.
    Your poll, as a whole, sucks fuckjuice.
    The fucking fucker don’t fuck, as they say.

  4. Moody Loner.

    I have to say, duck fucker, in particular brought a smile to my face.

    Thank you, most sincerely, for the giggles.  :0)

  5. Fuck you and your Fucking civility, t-shirt, so where the fuck is it? This is just a cluster fuck of fucking mammoth fucking proportions.

    • SallyCat on September 16, 2007 at 9:42 pm

    Now I know I spend too much time on blogs…too many pictures to decide from…!

    1. Now, that’s just wrong.

      I’ll add it.

  6. and…..some unformed joke about if you really want to fly while duck fucking you have to ‘flap harder.’

    I’ll work on it

    • KrisC on September 16, 2007 at 10:15 pm

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    I guess my fuck-you button IS working after all!  Sweet!

    • MTmofo on September 16, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    http://www.amishrake

    • YetiMonk on September 16, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    • KrisC on September 16, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    • KrisC on September 16, 2007 at 11:48 pm

    what’s yer size, babe?  Colors?  No colors for you, you get white-THAT’S IT!

    Try to do sumptin’ nice for somebody and they jump down yer fuckin’ throat!  Jeez……

  7. but “fuckdrops on roses and fucksters on fucktens” has me crying with laughter.

  8. back before we got all polite:

    “Before I’d fuck your bloody cunt
    Where worms and maggots bit
    I’d drink ten quarts of drunkards puke
    I’d wade through blood and shit

    10 thousand gangrened dicks I’d suck
    a thousand cum rags I would chew
    I’d walk from here to frisco
    before I’d fuck with you

    And when you’re old and a syphlis wreck
    I hope you fall through your asshole and
    Break your fucking neck.”

    • plf515 on September 17, 2007 at 3:14 am

    that I am fucking stupid, I say, no, Laura Bush is fucking Stupid…. at least a couple times!

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